Let me first address your comment about the 2 €/day city tax not being mentioned prior to booking the apartment. I am sorry but this is simply not true. If you would have read the first lines of our Airnbn description, you would have noticed that we clearly signal that a city tax of 2 €/day per person over 16 year old will be collected in cash on arrival. Same for the washing machine cost, under House rules of the apartment description it is clearly mentioned that a washing machine is available for use at 2.50 €/use.
I am very sorry that you had such a hard time with noise, over the last year we had more than 50 different groups of people staying in our apartment and nobody ever complained about noise from the neighbours or anything like it. As I had mentioned to you, the building is a modern construction with concrete walls and shutters at every windows. I agree that I forgot to mentioned the Gymnasium on the other side of the street, but since such school does not have a real school yard, it never crossed my mind that it could be disturbing to you. Unfortunately, it is only once you arrived at the apartment that you informed me that you and your wife HATED children, if I would have known...
Regarding the missing coffee table or desk, I am not sure to what you refer to, because you clearly see on the numerous photos in the apartment description that there is no coffee table or desk. You should also know that among others, we had once a group of 3 internet entrepreneurs staying at our apartment for several days to do work and brainstorming, they never complained about the size of the dining table.
Finally regarding hospitality from my side, let just say that when I welcome you and your wife at the apartment, I've tried to have a conversation with you, but since you kept talking non-stop for the 15 to 20 minutes I was with you, it gave me the impression that listening was not one of your virtues. Furthermore, in the apartment description it is clearly stipulated that check out time is 11 am, I have told you that we had another guest coming in on the day of your departure but agreed to accommodate you and let you stay until 12h30. Regrettably, my wife had no time to do chit chat with you when you left left the apartment, because we had somebody coming in a couple of hours later, sorry if it was perceived as poor hospitality from our part.
I give you that you left the apartment in a very good condition.